You Will Never Have A Time Machine
I have come up with a way to show that time travel is not in your future. It works like this. Fill out the form below. Keep it with you at all times for the rest of your life. Give copies to your children and grandchildren to keep. Be at the specified spot at the specified time. If you show up from the future, then you have definitely proved time travel. Otherwise, you can add your name to the statistic of people who neither they nor their children will ever have access to a time machine. Sorry.
Personal Disproof of Time TravelI, the undersigned, do hereby swear that if I have access to a time machine at any point in my life, I will make every attempt to return to ____________________ (pick a nearby place), at exactly _________________(current time and date plus one minute).
I also swear that I will make every attempt to preserve this document for the remainder of my life, and pass it on to any children that I may have.
(Detailed directions on how to get to the above spot in both space and time)